{"id":20,"date":"2004-10-29T14:55:57","date_gmt":"2004-10-29T12:55:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kimbervie.nl\/blog\/?p=20"},"modified":"2022-01-21T21:43:55","modified_gmt":"2022-01-21T20:43:55","slug":"er-was-eens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kimbervie.nl\/blog\/er-was-eens\/","title":{"rendered":"Perfect"},"content":{"rendered":"

Perfect stel<\/h2>\n

Er waren eens een perfecte man en een perfecte vrouw. Na een perfecte verloving hadden ze een perfect huwelijk. Hun leven tezamen was, vanzelfsprekend, perfect.\"Duim

\nOp een besneeuwde kerstavond, reed dit perfecte koppel in hun perfecte wagen langs een lange eenzame weg, toen ze iemand aan de kant zagen staan, duidelijk de wanhoop nabij. Juist omdat ze zo een perfect koppel waren, stopten ze om te helpen.<\/p>\n

Daar stond de kerstman met een hele berg speelgoed. Omdat ze niet wilden dat er zoveel kleine kindertjes ontgoocheld zouden worden op kerstavond, nam het perfecte koppel de kerstman en al zijn speelgoed mee in hun wagen.
\nAl gauw waren ze op weg om overal het speelgoed te gaan brengen aan die lieve kindertjes. \"Kerstman
\nJammer genoeg werden de rijomstandigheden alsmaar slechter en slechter en het perfecte koppel en de kerstman hadden een ongeval. Slechts 1 overleefde het ongeluk. Wie dan wel???
\nLees verder beneden…<\/p>\n

De perfecte vrouw natuurlijk.

\nZij is namelijk de enige die echt bestaat. Iedereen weet immers dat de kerstman niet bestaat en dat de perfecte man nog uitgevonden moet worden.\"Vrouwtjes\"<\/p>\n

De vrouwen stoppen nu met deze tekst te lezen. Mannen kijken verder.

\nAlleen de mannen lezen verder h\u00e9!<\/p>\n

Dus, als de perfecte man niet bestaat en de kerstman ook niet, dan moet de vrouw wel aan het stuur gezeten hebben. Dit verklaart dan weer het ongeluk.

\nAls jij nu een vrouw bent die besloten heeft om dit verder te lezen dan bewijst dit alweer die andere stelling: vrouwen luisteren nooit. \"Duiveltje\"<\/p>\n

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Perfect stel Er waren eens een perfecte man en een perfecte vrouw. Na een perfecte verloving hadden ze een perfect huwelijk. Hun leven tezamen was, vanzelfsprekend, perfect. Op een besneeuwde kerstavond, reed dit perfecte koppel in hun perfecte wagen langs een lange eenzame weg, toen ze iemand aan de kant zagen staan, duidelijk de wanhoop… Lees verder Perfect<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_lmt_disableupdate":"no","_lmt_disable":"no","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor-en-flauwekul","entry"],"yoast_head":"\nPerfect stel<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Een perfect stel gaat over een perfecte man en een perfecte vrouw die misschien wel niet zo perfect bleken als gehoopt. 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