{"id":30,"date":"2004-07-11T11:02:09","date_gmt":"2004-07-11T09:02:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kimbervie.nl\/blog\/?p=30"},"modified":"2022-01-22T16:21:55","modified_gmt":"2022-01-22T15:21:55","slug":"schoonheid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kimbervie.nl\/blog\/schoonheid\/","title":{"rendered":"Schoonheid"},"content":{"rendered":"

Schoonheid<\/h2>\n

Toen de eerste rimpels kwamen was ik nogal in paniek.
\nIk heb mijn face toen laten liften in een prijzige kliniek.
\nNou, mijn man vond het fantastisch,
\nmijn gezicht was weer elastisch.
\nNiks geen rimpels, niks geen vouwen.
\nNet zo glad als bij ons trouwen.
\nTot mijn vriendin zei “het is gek
\nmaar jouw kop past niet meer bij je nek”.
\nAch het was een kleine ingreep, want ze trekken dit dus strak
\nen ze geven hier een sneetje, anders krijg je d\u00e1\u00e1r een zak.
\n\"Blond
\nNou mijn man was heel tevreden
\nover wat ze met me deden
\nMaar de plastisch chirurg zat nog met mijn borsten in z’n maag
\nwant die zaten volgens hem veel te laag.
\nToen ze waren opgehesen, leken ze een beetje klein
\nmaar met siliconenvulling mochten ze er best weer zijn.<\/p>\n

Nou ik zag mijn man ontvlammen
\nwant ik had dus zulke prammen.
\ntoen op een avond na het vrijen
\nkeek hij peinzend naar mijn dijen.
\nEn al had ie geen duidelijke kritiek,
\nik ging toch weer terug naar de kliniek.
\nIk had trouwens ook een buikje, dus na enig overleg
\nliet ik dat meteen ontvetten, ze zuigen dat in no-time weg.
\nOm tegelijkertijd mijn billen
\nminstens z\u00f3’n stuk op te tillen.
\nIk was op ieder feestje weer in tel
\nmaar zat onderhand wel heel strak in mijn vel.
\n\"Meisje,
\nMijn man voelde zich naast mij niet meer zo op zijn gemak,
\nwant op straat riepen jongens “ga je lekker ouwe zak”.
\nNou toen kocht ie een toupetje
\nen een veel te strak korsetje.
\nHij ging wandelen en trimmen
\nen in het fitnesscentrum gymmen.
\nEn maandenlang deed hij een rigoureus dieet,
\ntot hij zomaar in de sauna overleed!<\/p>\n

Nou, daar stond ik op het kerkhof mooi te wezen aan het graf.
\nMaar nu hij me niet meer zien kan is de aardigheid eraf.
\nIk laat nu de kwabben zwellen
\nen ik zal u wat vertellen…<\/p>\n

Dames laat je niet verlakken
\nlaat de boel toch rustig zakken.
\nWant met gladgestreken nekken
\nvalt het leven niet te rekken!
\nKoester buik en onderkinnen
\nwant uw schoonheid<\/em> zit van binnen!
\nVertelt u dat maar aan uw man
\nanders komen er maar ongelukken van!<\/p>\n

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Schoonheid Toen de eerste rimpels kwamen was ik nogal in paniek. Ik heb mijn face toen laten liften in een prijzige kliniek. Nou, mijn man vond het fantastisch, mijn gezicht was weer elastisch. Niks geen rimpels, niks geen vouwen. Net zo glad als bij ons trouwen. Tot mijn vriendin zei “het is gek maar jouw… Lees verder Schoonheid<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_lmt_disableupdate":"no","_lmt_disable":"no","footnotes":""},"categories":[3,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-citaten-en-gedichten","category-humor-en-flauwekul","entry"],"yoast_head":"\nSchoonheid<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Echte schoonheid zit van binnen, alleen ben je vaak geneigd om te kijken naar dat wat je kunt zien. 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