{"id":31,"date":"2004-07-09T08:13:09","date_gmt":"2004-07-09T06:13:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kimbervie.nl\/blog\/?p=31"},"modified":"2022-01-21T20:55:40","modified_gmt":"2022-01-21T19:55:40","slug":"grappig-of-niet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kimbervie.nl\/blog\/grappig-of-niet\/","title":{"rendered":"Grappig, of niet?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hutu’s die geen GSM gebruiken omdat er te veel toetsies op zitten zijn niet grappig.. <\/p>\n

Even iets kortsluiten met een elektricien, is niet grappig..
\n\"Electricien\"
\nOf een sluipschutter die tegen zijn vrouw zegt, “Ik heb je gemist vandaag, schat” <\/p>\n

Een schizofreen vragen wie hij wel denkt dat ‘ie is <\/p>\n

Een brandbrief met een watermerk<\/p>\n

Inwoners van Litouwen “Lee Towers” noemen<\/p>\n

Een groep voetbalsupporters in een trein “rijtuig” noemen<\/p>\n

In Oss vragen waar die tovenaar woont<\/p>\n

Een glazenwasser die ladderzat is<\/p>\n

Een vlag bij Sixflags weghalen is nooit grappig. <\/p>\n

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Hutu’s die geen GSM gebruiken omdat er te veel toetsies op zitten zijn niet grappig.. Even iets kortsluiten met een elektricien, is niet grappig.. 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