{"id":359,"date":"2005-09-16T20:02:53","date_gmt":"2005-09-16T18:02:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kimbervie.nl\/blog\/archives\/359"},"modified":"2022-01-27T21:23:39","modified_gmt":"2022-01-27T20:23:39","slug":"visite-visite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kimbervie.nl\/blog\/visite-visite\/","title":{"rendered":"Visite, visite"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>De laatste tijd gaan we geregeld op <strong>visite<\/strong>. Of we krijgen zelf visite.<br \/>\nNatuurlijk naar mijn zus en zwager in Tiel vanwege de geboorte van hun dochter Ilse. En ook nog voor de verjaardag van hun oudste dochter Linda, die onlangs 2 is geworden. Dadelijk komt mijn oma van 88 een kijkje nemen in ons nieuwe huis en zondag verwacht ik verlate verjaardagsvisite voor Dennis, de jongste zoon van Berry. En zo kan ik nog wel even doorgaan. Vaak erg gezellig, gelukkig maar!<\/p>\n<h3>Een mopje<\/h3>\n<p>Peter bezoekt samen met zijn maat Henk zijn oude moeder. Terwijl Peter gezellig met zijn moeder praat, eet Henk de pinda&#8217;s op die op de tafel liggen. Als ze samen weer weg gaan, roept Henk: &#8220;Bedankt voor de pinda&#8217;s.&#8221; Waarop Peters moeder vriendelijk zegt: &#8220;Je mag ze van mij hebben. Sinds mijn kunstgebit kapot is kan ik alleen de chocolade er nog van af zuigen.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>Het woord visite doet me onmiddelijk denken aan nodeloze zinnen, nodeloze thee en nodeloze koekjes  <br \/>\n&#8211; het houdt voor mij verband met dialogen,, waarin niets gezegd wordt en pijnlijke druk op de oogballen. Het geheel is meestal een kleine slappe toneelvertoning onder prullige regie. <br \/>\n(Mary Dorna, Mevrouw Davis&#8217; vlucht, in: Trammelant met de familie) <br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.kimbervie.nl\/images\/mannenroddelen.gif\" alt=\"Mannetjes\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>Visite<\/em> is altijd feest, is het niet bij het komen dan is het wel bij het gaan  (Theo Burgers) <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.kimbervie.nl\/images\/zwaaien.gif\" alt=\"Zwaaien\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like fcbkbttn_large_button\"><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/www.kimbervie.nl\/blog\/visite-visite\/\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"dark\" layout=\"standard\"  width=\"225px\" size=\"large\"><\/fb:like><\/div><div class=\"fb-share-button fcbkbttn_large_button \" data-href=\"https:\/\/www.kimbervie.nl\/blog\/visite-visite\/\" data-type=\"button\" data-size=\"large\"><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De laatste tijd gaan we geregeld op visite. Of we krijgen zelf visite. Natuurlijk naar mijn zus en zwager in Tiel vanwege de geboorte van hun dochter Ilse. En ook nog voor de verjaardag van hun oudste dochter Linda, die onlangs 2 is geworden. Dadelijk komt mijn oma van 88 een kijkje nemen in ons&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.kimbervie.nl\/blog\/visite-visite\/\">Lees verder <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Visite, visite<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_lmt_disableupdate":"no","_lmt_disable":"no","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kim","entry"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Visite<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Op visite gaan of visite krijgen, het kunnen leuke ontmoetingen zijn. 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