{"id":491,"date":"2006-09-14T15:55:08","date_gmt":"2006-09-14T13:55:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kimbervie.nl\/blog\/archives\/491"},"modified":"2021-12-12T16:36:27","modified_gmt":"2021-12-12T15:36:27","slug":"appels-en-peren","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kimbervie.nl\/blog\/appels-en-peren\/","title":{"rendered":"Appels en peren"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Adam leefde heel tevreden<br \/>\neenzaam in de Hof van Eden<br \/>\nMet de zegen van de Heer<br \/>\nwat verlangt een mens nog meer<\/p>\n<p>Hij liep lekker in zijn blootje<br \/>\nbaadde zon en baadde pootje<br \/>\nIn het water van de beek<br \/>\nzeven dagen in de week<\/p>\n<p>Tot op een dag hij merkte dat<br \/>\nelk dier een vrouwtje had<br \/>\nLieve Heer ik wil niet klagen<br \/>\nmaar ik zou U willen vragen<br \/>\nOnderdanig en beleefd<br \/>\nof U voor mij ook een vriendinnetje heeft<\/p>\n<p>Goed zei de Heer, ik zal mijn best doen<br \/>\nmaar dan moet je zelf de rest doen<br \/>\nAdam liep van vreugd te zingen<br \/>\nhij kocht twee verlovingsringen<br \/>\nPrijs de Heer ik krijg een wijf<br \/>\nhet kost maar \u00e9\u00e9n rib uit mijn lijf<\/p>\n<p>En toen Adam lag te slapen<br \/>\nheeft de Heer de vrouw geschapen<br \/>\nHet is de droom van elke man<br \/>\nalles d&#8217;r op en alles d&#8217;r an<\/p>\n<p>En zij leefden heel tevreden<br \/>\nsamen in de tuin van Eden<br \/>\nTot Eva op zekere dag<br \/>\ndaar een boom met <em>appels<\/em> zag<\/p>\n<p> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.kimbervie.nl\/blog\/appels.gif\" alt=\"Appels aan tak\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Eva brandde van verlangen<br \/>\ntoen ze al dat fruit zag hangen<br \/>\nAan een boom zo vol geladen<br \/>\nzal \u00e9\u00e9n minder ook niet schaden<\/p>\n<p>Ofschoon de Heer het mij verbiedt<br \/>\nmist men een paar appels niet<br \/>\nZij nam een hap terwijl ze zei<br \/>\none apple a day keeps the dokter away<\/p>\n<p>Toen was het uit met het goeie leven<br \/>\nhet Paradijs werd opgeheven<br \/>\nDoor \u00e9\u00e9n appel, naar ik weet<br \/>\nsjouwen wij ons nu in het zweet<\/p>\n<p>Het is daarom dat ik beweer<br \/>\nsnoep verstandig!<br \/> <br \/>\neet een peer<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.kimbervie.nl\/blog\/peer.gif\" alt=\"Peer\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like fcbkbttn_large_button\"><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/www.kimbervie.nl\/blog\/appels-en-peren\/\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"dark\" layout=\"standard\"  width=\"225px\" size=\"large\"><\/fb:like><\/div><div class=\"fb-share-button fcbkbttn_large_button \" data-href=\"https:\/\/www.kimbervie.nl\/blog\/appels-en-peren\/\" data-type=\"button\" data-size=\"large\"><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Adam leefde heel tevreden eenzaam in de Hof van Eden Met de zegen van de Heer wat verlangt een mens nog meer Hij liep lekker in zijn blootje baadde zon en baadde pootje In het water van de beek zeven dagen in de week Tot op een dag hij merkte dat elk dier een vrouwtje&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.kimbervie.nl\/blog\/appels-en-peren\/\">Lees verder <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Appels en peren<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_lmt_disableupdate":"no","_lmt_disable":"no","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-491","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor-en-flauwekul","entry"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Appels en peren<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Appels en peren, over Adam en Eva in de tuin van Eden.\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link 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