{"id":637,"date":"2007-02-24T17:43:08","date_gmt":"2007-02-24T15:43:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kimbervie.nl\/blog\/?p=637"},"modified":"2022-01-21T21:28:04","modified_gmt":"2022-01-21T20:28:04","slug":"mopje","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kimbervie.nl\/blog\/mopje\/","title":{"rendered":"Mopje"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mopje<\/h2>\n

Een Nederlander, een Belg en een Duitser zijn alledrie werkloos. Er worden mensen bij de Gemeente gevraagd en ze gaan er alle 3 op af.
\nNou, zegt die man van de Gemeente, we gaan eerst kijken of jullie geschikt zijn. Jullie moeten alle drie lantaarnpalen plaatsen een week lang en dan kijken we wie de beste is.<\/p>\n

Zo gezegd zo gedaan. Een week later melden ze zich bij die ambtenaar. Nou, vraagt ie aan die Duitser, hoeveel heb je er geplaatst?
\nNou ehhh 125!
\nKnap hoor! En u meneer de Nederlander?
\nnou ehh 133!
\nKnap hoor! En u? vraagt die man aan die Belg.
\nDie zegt 2!
\nTwee??? vragen ze zich alle 3 af.
\nJa maar DIEP!! \"Lach\"<\/p>\n

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Mopje Een Nederlander, een Belg en een Duitser zijn alledrie werkloos. Er worden mensen bij de Gemeente gevraagd en ze gaan er alle 3 op af. Nou, zegt die man van de Gemeente, we gaan eerst kijken of jullie geschikt zijn. 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