Tao\u00efsm: shit happens
\nBuddhism: if shit happens, it isn’t really shit
\nHindoeIsm: this shit has happened before
\nIslam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah
\nCatholicism: shit happens because you deserve it
\nProtestantism: let shit happen to somebody else
\nJuda\u00efsm: why does shit always happen to us?<\/p>\n
Louis C.K.:
\n“It’s hard to really look at somebody and go: “Hey, maybe something nice will happen.” You just don’t– I know too much about life to have any optimism, because I know even if it’s nice, it’s going to lead to shit. I know that if you smile at somebody and they smile back, you’ve just decided that something shitty is going to happen.”<\/p>\n
Milan Kundera:
\n“Spontaneously, without any theological training, I, a child, grasped the incompatibility of God and shit and thus came to question the basic thesis of Christian anthropology, namely that man was created in God’s image. Either\/or: either man was created in God’s image – and has intestines! – or God lacks intestines and man is not like him.”<\/p>\n